Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Technology Resolute

So the company I’m working at—TechRes—released this new product today. Selling it under the slogan “It will make you smarter than Einstein!!”
Bullshit
My personal advice to anyone reading this is to NOT to get these injections. Injections that we oh-so-passionately called ‘Satan’s Sperm’ around the office; You see before the Human trials, we had Animals trails and I would say 90% of the original “Test Subjects” died within the first 48 hours.
One of the first animals to survive the testing was a Pit-bull named “Thor.” This poor pooch last a good two weeks into the trials—I think the actual number of days was 13—couldn’t walk, he developed cataracts in his eyes, and he began to howl at nothing. And the weirdest fucking part of this whole thing came on day 13. One of the Lab Assistance found the pooch split down the middle in-between a God Damn wall.
And the fucking things don’t even how they say they do, you have a 1 in 30 chance of either becoming smart as Albert or as dumb as a fucking post—or bursting into a ball of flames, or getting split in two, or just disappearing off the face of the earth.
So once again, I will advice all of you to NOT get these injections, ever. Even if your life deepened on getting them Don’t!

Friday, October 3, 2008

The New Curfew

Sweet Fucking Christ Almighty! They've taken another hour off of our curfew. we now HAVE to be inside at exactly 9:30PM. i mean for fucks sake, its been almost 10 years since the fucking riots started... 9 since they've stopped. is it really necessary to fucking keep us inside? sure the PCS say its for our "protection" but i'm starting to feel like a god damn sheep being lead to the slaughter house.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

The Military Establishment

7 Years Ago Today, the United States suffered from the worst terrorist attack since Pearl Harbor. 4,000 people dead including the President and Vice President, Leaving the country in shambles.
Back then--with a civil war brewing--we needed structure, so the Populace Control Squads where created, and a curfew of 11:59PM - 5:49AM was enforced, While they we took care of the situation here and over seas... (well actually they did nothing overseas, Iran and Israel took care of that themselves with the drop of three bombs). and yet, here we are still stuck with a rapidly decreasing curfew and authoritarian madmen in office.
I'm not sure about you guys, but i think this is just fucktarded. and I'm going to use the one right they've yet to take away.. the freedom of fucking speech... [though i'm sure if we said something to one of them, we would get it taken away.]